Lynbrook Novite

Today was the Lynbrook Novite Tournament. While normally I’d not have gone to this tourney, Artem forced me to go to prep for iTOC (which is not happening, apparently).

I double entered in the tournament for both Parliamentary Debate and SPAR (Spontaneous Argumentation).  The Parli part was mostly normal, although partnering with yet another LD-er was an interesting experience.  From what I heard from certain sources, CC and I were pitted against the top novices (chosen by their coach) from the other schools.  I think that we managed to knock each other out of the running, because we lost our second round and won two others.

The 2nd Round of Parli was particularly interesting.  The topic was that video games were bad, and we were on the affirmative side.  When all three of our panel judges were teenagers, I’m not sure how impartial our ajudicators could be.  It wasn’t particularly helped by the close debate that happened.

SPAR was by far the highlight of the tournament.  The first round sucked, of course, since I had no idea whatsoever on how to do SPAR at all.  However, this seems to have slipped the notice of the other competitors – my opponent said I had done really well in the first round.

The second round was far more legitimate.  I’m not sure who would have won, but it was at least fun to do.  Since our topic was whether or not Science was dangerous, I felt the need to bring in Nuke War.  Conveniently, my opponents brought up StemCell, so we ended up with a decent case on each side.

The third round was no doubt the most hilarious.  My opponent and I were in the second set of speakers, so we thankfully avoided the first topic.  I felt really sorry for the first two debaters – the topic was essentially Britney Spears vs. Lindsay Lohan, and neither side knew much of anything about them.

My resolution in that round was Polar Bears vs. Penguins.  I was on the polar bears’ side.

Arguments:

• Polar Bears are smarter than Penguins
  • Penguins kicked out the one abnormal penguin because of discrimination, see Happy Feet
• Polar Bears are more influential than penguins
  • Polar Bears are the face of Global Warming, showing their damaged habitats and impacts to the natural world.
• People don’t care about the penguins.
  • My opponent had said that people paid over $200,000 to get a polar bear back to the Arctic; however, no one spends any money to get the penguin back to the Antarctic.